The adventures of me, my friends, and my neuroses.

tastefullyoffensive:

Ignorance is bliss. [thegamercat]

p0kemina:

builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

B A M

(Source: aciidmonkeys, via laydee-lazarus)

tastefullyoffensive:

Zach Braff vs. The Rock [@zachbraff]

tastefullyoffensive:

Zach Braff vs. The Rock [@zachbraff]

tastefullyoffensive:

Conflict of Disinterest [loadingartist]

tastefullyoffensive:

One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]

pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via laydee-lazarus)

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

(via laydee-lazarus)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via laydee-lazarus)

tastefullyoffensive:

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